Screenshot of post from 2019 by AFP News Agency reading: "@NASA is investigating what may be the first crime in outer space, with astronaut Anne McClain accused of identity theft and improperly accessing her estranged wife's private financial records while on the ISS." @Lana@beige.party on Mastodon captions this with: "Lesbians are responsible for 100% of all space crime" is by far my favorite statistic to date. Just barely edging out "Mars is populated entirely by robots".
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    Imagining the astronauts recording TikToks in between their very serious space experiments.

    I know there have been viral videos from space before, but like...

    "Jerry? You've been on the space toilet for three hours."

    "My bad. I got caught up scrolling Lemmy on my space phone."

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