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Product ownership 101 (eviltoast.org)

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[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 year ago (1 child)

My relationship is the opposite. My wife asks me a boolean question but expects a string response.

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[–] miked@piefed.social 2 points 1 year ago

I would ask my ex a boolean question and receive an tangential string.

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