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Now I understand why girls get so mad when you tell them to calm down because today I was fighting with a coworker and my Apple watch told me “take a minute to breathe” and on God I almost threw that thing into the Mediterranean.
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[–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I had the same reaction when my my Google Assistant told me that while it was not a real person that my words are real

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Did you tell it to fuck off? I ask because that's the same response I got when I did that.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    In order to test this I have determined that there are various different profane terms that it will respond to with this particular message. At this point I'm not sure what I said to it originally.

    I just did it again and it says "I'm a virtual assistant but your words are still very real, please be respectful"

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