Samsung is rolling out an update to its refrigerators with displays that will enable them to show advertisements.

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[–] 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Gross, my fridge got hit with ransomware again and now all the food inside is encrypted. Time to see if my canned backups are any good.

...Where did I put those backups?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Wait a second... you're into something here. What if a fridge could lock and unlock sections by Face ID? It could make sure my kids aren't drinking my beer! Or eating my lunch for tomorrow. Or half a birthday cake. What if I could require my kids to grab an apple with a soda?

    That would be kinda neat if I had money I couldn't think of a better use for.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Someone hacked my fridge and gave it a virus. I ate the food and got gastroenteritis.

    The food encryption was unnecessary, I already got DDOS'd when my wife and kids got there first and ate all the cake Before I got home from work.

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