I’m going to whoosh the joke for a moment.

Avoid allocating memory in sig segv handlers. I worked at a company once that had written their own handlers that tried to print a stack trace. I was fortunate enough to find a machine in a test environment that segfaulted while allocating memory. The handler then caused a deadlock in a call to malloc (through new). I ended up rewriting the handler to fix two sources of memory allocation. First I preallocate enough space to do string manipulations in the handler. Second I made eager calls to a few libc functions used in the handler to avoid memory allocation from lazy binding from ld.so.