Programmer Humor

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Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

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submitted 1 year ago by tfm@piefed.europe.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Ransomware has better tech support and customer service than your cell phone provider or ISP.

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[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Their profits come from actual "customers". They can't just layoff half of their work force and use stock buybacks to make the line go up. Shit has to actually work.

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