It works! Top two recommendations are my daily drivers.

i was expecting it to give me guix, but it suggested nixos but it's definitely wrong because it recommended fedora and that's why i'm trying to leave rn :p

Ah but you asked for "bleeding edge". Can't have both

It gave me Arch, but the correct answer is Guix.

Fedora, opensuse, or nix. Seems legit I was leaning to 2 of those already.