This is obviously important to the lore for both shows
Do what I just did in the official website right here and you'll get it:
ThisIsNotAWebsiteDotCom is a Gravity Falls tie-in website, kinda like TADC's TheWackyWatch.com. Among many other things, it features an audio clip with Caine interacting with some characters from Gravity Falls. Yeah... interacting...
Archive & transcripts
Steps:
https://thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com/ > BACKSTAGE > FORBIDDEN

THE FORBIDDEN.WAV
LEGENDS tell of a FORBIDDEN AUDIO file lurking in the darkest corners of the internet. As part of the ALEX N' PALS CHARITY AUCTION in 2025, a VOICE MESSAGE was recorded with a SECRET GUEST to release as the ultimate prize tier. Unfortunately, after listening to it, everyone agreed the file should be burned, and it was quickly lost to time, never to be heard by another living soul. Until now...
CAINE: Hi! I'm Caine, thanking you for your generous donations. According to a number I'm making up right now, you've raised five hundred billion dollars for orphans, or whales, or something. Good for you! As a reward, I'm going one adventure to a random character. Poof!
GRUNKLE STAN: Agh! Oh god, what is this? Why is this? Am in Nickelodeon? Is there an incoming slime situation on its way?
CAINE: I'm Caine Digital Circus from The Backyardigans.
GRUNKLE STAN: Alright, listen up, wise guy. I'm the ringleader around here. You see my suit and cane?
CAINE: Why... you do have a suit and cane! Do you also run a wacky house of horrors?
GRUNKLE STAN: Shack of horrors, but yeah.
CAINE: And do the people you trap always try to leave?
GRUNKLE STAN: Constantly! I don't get it! I just wanna show 'em a good time and maybe steal their organs. Is that too much to ask? But they-
GRUNKLE STAN & CAINE (in unison): never appreciate my whimsical yet objectively dangerous adventures?!
CAINE: Gunkle Stan?
GRUNKLE STAN: Yes, Caine Digital Circus?
CAINE: I've... I've never felt so seen, so understood.
GRUNKLE STAN: Nor have I. Is this... is this what love feels like?
CAINE: I'm going to kiss you, Gunkle Stan!
GRUNKLE STAN: I'm going to kiss YOU!
CAINE: Here comes the kiss!
GRUNKLE STAN: We're about to kiss!
CAINE: Kiss incoming!
GRUNKLE STAN: We're currently kissing!
CAINE: I'M KISSING GRUNKLE STAN FOR CHARITY!
GRUNKLE STAN: THIS IS FOR CHARITY!
BILL CIPHER: Caine! You hussy! You said you were on a work trip!
CAINE: You wouldn't be here on a break!
BILL CIPHER: I'll break your whole reality!
CAINE: You wanna fight me Cipher? I'll eat your brain like I eat my own eyeballs every time I talk! I'll break your spine and DRINK YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!! I'll kill your childhood pet, marry your mom, and feed you DEEP-FRIED CIGARETTES!!!
BILL CIPHER: Don't try to sweet-talk your way outta this!
GRUNKLE STAN: Uhh, I uhh, I'll show myself out.
SOOS: Uh, is this canon, dude?
GRUNKLE STAN: God, I hope not!







