"They don't know I'm latibulating."

Those are some pretty gold and white socks.

I'm confused. All critics I've seen say the game is a masterpiece, yet the Steam reviews are kinda mixed (i.e. not as overwhelmingly positive as the critics). Why is that so?

At first I thought they were BFFs playing together :'(.

Don't you speak french?

It looks tasty, well done!

Don't you burn your hand with this cast iron handle, though?

Nitpicking time!

This position is unreachable since pawns can't reach the first or eighth rank without promoting.

Yeah, it makes me as sad as you must be.

Upvote for the title

I'm sorry but real programmers dream in ISO 8601.

That’s his nose.

Followed by , for the ones wondering.

Mmmmmmh, that criminally beautiful hair...