True. I was being more facetious than anything.

But, if there are not enough Xbox out there to sell this game well, then it will certainly be on PC. Further, Xbox has not ruled out putting games on Playstation (or Switch).

Watch Xbox put it on Playstation as well... Sony is playing 5D chess here.

Might just be me, but I am okay with a long console generation. At this point the PS6 won't have any exclusive games anyway.

I still don't understand... What exactly is a "clanker girlfriend?"

俺：俺は読めますので、入りま〜すぅぅ

店長：No! No! No! サイヌ！サイヌ！ノーべーカンシー！

俺：えっ？ちゃんと読んだんですけど。。。

店長：🙅🙅🙅

俺：Fuck your store dick head.

This sounds like my experience. I bought a PS5 for FFXVI thinking FF had grown up. The only word I can use to describe this game is "homework." It felt like I was doing homework the whole time. Boring, repetitive, bloated, and coasting on the FF name. I wanted FFXVI to bring those feelings I had back in my youth. It only reminded me of homework. I finished the game and have wrote off FF since.

As you point out the story was stupid despite a cool world and what seemed like interesting and deep backstory. I liked Clive, Jill, and Cid, but the others characters where one-dimensional. Some of the NPCs were more likable.

Whole heartedly agree with you that gaming journalists have zero integrity. I am all for people liking and enjoying different games/genere/etc. but a 9/10 means almost perfect. This game is far from that.

I think a lot of people had this reaction and the sales figures reflect it. I was an OG FF7 fan and the tone change is drastic. I wanted to believe it would get better but it didn't and I don't think will.

I know I am late to the party here but the Final Fantasy 7 Remake Trilogy just didn't work for me. I played the first game and suddenly my guard was up. Some of the combat is cool, and of course the graphics are better. But every story change from the original was worse, all of the new characters were boring and clearly shoe horned in, and the general game seemed to lack direction despite having solid rails to coast on.

Still, I finished Remake and bought Rebirth and just couldn't. In the first town all the flaws of the remake trilogy were on display. Uninstalled, sold the game, and have zero plans to buy Revolutions (is that the last one?)

I do not see SE capturing the spirit of FF again, which is such a loss.

I am also announcing I am killing off Playstation support. Like Sony, I won't be reversing my decision.

So why am I in Japan experiencing a slightly cooler summer (so far, yes I realize there is plenty of time to get fucked)?

Progress be progress. We’ll get there folks.

Agreed!