After recent "Bubba" developments I don't think it's wise to leave her alone with a dog 😬

No. He sucked dick because he's a pervert and a wild sexual deviant, not because he's gay.

My company keeps me in a dorm like a soviet, and I have to pay for the privilege. $400 a month to have a stinky roommate in a 15x15 box. Why am I treated with such distain?

The Glass Castle is good

Cope lol

Fun fact this is actually new! A Dutch scientist, Hans van Doorn, identified the specific chemicals that cause bitter taste and very quickly bred the bitterness out of modern cultivars

The trendy part of Orlando is... the Milk District? As in T.G. Lee milk?

Come wash dishes w me bro

That's not really true homie. How am I to participate in true communism when I must buy the property, then continue on being charged by private utilities, all while being governed by a government that actively punishes communist thought?

Seasonal job as a cook. Go to AK

Food stamps are crime prevention. Statistically this decision will lead to violence.

Any pair of shorts with an inseam longer than 5" is homophobic