Thanks for sharing this! I've had Krita on my tablet for a while now and have been meaning to learn it.

The ways of getting Windows only apps like Photoshop to run in Linux (VMs, WinBoat, Wine) are not reliable enough for people whose livelihood depends on those apps, therefore these methods are unlikely to make people switch over to Linux.

but the nearby woods have been secured, authorities said.

It's a joke about securing (the trees in) the woods.