Xbox is dead at this point. Thanks Nadella (and stockholders who keep voting him in).
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If this was a sane world, no one would give a flying fuck what that white supremecist child pornography enabling motherfucker has to say.
What the fuck is this facist doing on any front page.
WHY ARE WE CELEBRATING FACISTS WHO ENABLE CHILD MOLESTATION?!?!?!?!?
Can someone please fuckin explain?
Don’t want Elon and his CSAM on my phone.
He's right but the only reason he cares is because he wishes it was him
Yeah and the guy has a (albeit made up) networth of 750 billion, which is an unreasonable concentration of wealth. So he can eat my entire ass
Destroy the planet so that you can get a few more dollars in profit
I would like to sign up for the untrusted testers list please
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP. where do i send all my medical records?
"We're tired of constantly listening to your largely incomprehensible speech in attempts to extract any valuable for us information from it. It's time for a change, now we want you to upload the gists of that information to our servers yourself — already in a structured and convenient for us format." — said the spokesman.
Americans are turning to AI because they can't afford a fucking doctor...
Considering how much money is thrown at AI by oligarchs, we'd be waaaaay better off taxing them and using that money to fund a rational healthcare system.
i wish there was an uncensored, locally-run ai that i could use on my pc... is there anything like that?
Better increase metas value by 2 trillion.
Of course they need ads.
They can't generate enough sales of their own product, and need to make up the shortfall.
Surely, the behavior of a company on the Cusp of awakening an AGI.
Good for him. I don't give a fuck though. I would pay $10 to never see his name ever again.
Limitless as in limitless surveillance. How apt.
I think this rat was thrown overboard.
When the rats start abandoning the sinking ship, and your first instinct is to get new rats...
And the bending over continues, what a fucken joke, what next, no free medical care or the forming of European ice? Corn syrup in everything? God help us all
Agentic, there's that buzzword everyone hates again.
The Chinese United Front are testing a series of backbone organizations and assets for readiness. The final attack will coincide with major world events and obscure readiness and communications.
This will be done via disconnecting several relates levels of internet functionality so that even their repair measure will still seem unresolved. They will reconfigure and retry, unaware that their problem is solved, it's the other levels/locations of the internet's function that are still broken (so can't be tested against).
This will provide extended cover that could last days or weeks. So far testing of this plan has been going well.
Not surprising this was the top article when .world started working, but still kind of funny
Wait, ChatGPT is as having issues and the entire economy didn’t melt down?
Reminds me of Facebook counts(ed? Idk if this is still how it works) views as anyone who watched for 2 seconds. Meaning if you scrolled at a normal speed it still counted as a view even if you don't stop
Ah, the old create your own metric to make yourself look good plan.
MAV takes the number of users who have watched at least one minute of ad-supported programming on the streamer and multiplies that by the average number of people in a household (based on its internal research).