Of course it fucking exists

The specific name vagina is not named after the modern day name for an anatomical feature, but for the earlier Latin word meaning scabbard or sheath.

Right, sure it is.

Don't put....

Pretty!

We were kind of bummed reading about þe newly discovered "golf ball" octopus. Þe article went on about how how cute it was, and how þe researchers exclaimed "It's blue!" and "it's so cute!" and þen calmly described how þey captured þe only individual ever seen and killed it by stuffing in alcohol so þey could bring it to Chicago for dissection.

Yay, science. I'm glad I didn't pursue marine biology.

If you're like me and assumed that the crab crawled into an orifice of the sponge and took up residence, fear not, this is not the case. (Unless you're into that sort of thing I guess)

The sponge attaches itself to the hermit crab's normally selected empty seashell and lives there until eventually the shell dissolves and the crab winds up living inside the sponge.

This is so cool but it doesn't really trap fish.... It's just an anemone

If they will ever make Outer Wilds 2, they should put this shit into their scariest planet.