ah this reminds me of the old days of twoX. no actual woman ever used that sub. it was true garbage.

Machines already do your dishes and laundry.

Is there some kind of writing/erasing mechanic in Doom? How would reading symbols work other than the human playing Doom was to interpret them? Am I just reading too much I to this?

Average per match.

It's the number of goals per game. He scored one goal in three games so he averaged 1/3 goals per game.

I don't care about football enough to actually be able to understand this but how can he score less than one goal but more than zero goals? I'm pretty sure that isn't a thing in football.

I love xkcd

Nobody I've ever slept with wouldn't immediately invite it up

Monster has a voyeurism kink